Allison Ng is the girl that gives me the right to be stupid. This is a page devoted to unintelligent humor. Brace yourselves, children!
alley: THE LOVE STORY OF JESSICA-LYNN WARD AND ALLISON NG. XD
alley: "At one point in history, they were almost seperated. But they would have love lasting distance *and all that cheese*"
alley: Jezkar
alley: xD
alley: sounds like someone from Aladin
jezka: LOL
jezka: Aladdin makes me want salami. D: Who's that sausage guy lol
alley: LMFAO
alley: theres a sausage guy?
jezka: I think XD
alley: Jesskar?
jezka: Yush? :B
jezka: Sorry I'm doodlin'
alley: where hath gone far? XD
alley: I mean
alley: wtf XD
jezka: WTFFFFFFF
jezka: LOL
alley: LMAO
alley: JULIET IS THE SUNN 83
jezka: *Dies*
alley: and the urge to je alle a la toilette xD
alley: lol we could do that on the phone.
jezka: To use a toilet? XD Wild guess
jezka: J'alle you mean =OOOO
alley: "Okay ready, one two three - GO -WAIT WAIT. MY IE FROZE."
alley: LMAO
jezka: ROFLMAO
alley: sounds like a butchered "allay"
jezka: I was thinking that lol
alley: JALLAY
alley: sounds like jelly and alley at the same time wtf
alley: SLEEP TOMMORROW
alley: >:( OR FACE THE WRATH OF SHAKAKON. XD
jezka: But I heard that if you wake up when your body wakes up without an alarm clock, you'll be full of energy and normal
jezka: XDDDDDD
alley: who's shakkakon.
jezka: I don't even know lol
alley: sounds like some black hip hop dude
jezka: Lmaoit looks like the name of a sword
jezka: But when you say it, it DOES sound like a black hip hop dude's name or something
alley: SHAKKAKON SHAKKON
alley: I don't know where I've heard it. XD
alley: Great well if I ever get my own domain
alley: Hmm
alley: I'll think o something with JLW XD
alley: jackle-warts.net
alley: LMAO
jezka: EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOING?
alley: wtf? XD OTHAKA?
jezka: XD!!!!!
alley: WAT U ON 4?
jezka: I lub that
alley: I BE STUDY.
jezka: I just woke up ;o
alley: WTFAR?
jezka: IT'S SO EARLYYY
alley: IT IS 5.
jezka: GOTO SLEEEEEP
alley: ARE YOU STOOPID? XD
alley: lol 83 i find it funny when i can make people laugh over the net XD
jezka: XD
alley: I'm hungry. XD
alley: I smell noodles. XD
jezka: "Look at my powerful words surge through the wires, extending from deep within someone's internet service provider, into their house... LOL they laughed"
jezka: Mmm noodles~
jezka: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOODLES
jezka: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
jezka: *4 years old*
alley: LMFAO WTF XD
alley: LET MY LOVE TINKLE UP THE WIRES
alley: lo that sounds wrong.
alley: wow
alley: a couple years
alley: and we're stlil crazy o_o
alley: and OMGRLY OTHAKA
jezka: *Dies*
jezka: l'mao. xD
jezka: I can't stop thinking about l'mao
jezka: It's killing me
alley: THinking about what
alley: tinkling the wires?
alley: Damn I pwn at ultimate bullseyes XD
alley: i always get like one bullsyes
jezka: I looove that game
jezka: Meerca chase is fun too
alley: LOL I GOT A BULLSEYE ON THE FIRST TRY
jezka: Sickidee my chickidee! XD
alley: XD DAMNIT XD
alley: i could've gottne like 2 more T__T
alley: BUT I HIT HTE LINE u_u
alley: THE GOSHFORSAKEN LINE D:
alley: WHY DOES THOU FORSAKEN THY'S LUCK
jezka: BECAUSE IT'S BLACK
alley: PICK UP YOUR PHONE
alley: IM CALLING YOUR HOSE.
alley: lol oh fuck
alley: i dropped htep hoen
jezka: LMAO
jezka: OKAY
alley: oh wait hang a sex
alley: sec
alley: SEC
jezka: HA
alley: Yes! Damn it woman XD WE NEED TA GRAB ORU BALLS
alley: and holy fuck
alley: XD
alley: paul just came heh
jezka: BUT I'M SO EXCITJEID
jezka: Big typo
jezka: XD
alley: ASDFATGKLJHLJK XD
jezka: Excit...jeid!
alley: sounds like
alley: star wars? XD
jezka: Lol jedi
alley: L'MA0
alley: PWNZ@SLPKTHZ
alley: NO WRAIT. I HAF LYK INSOMNIAZ.
alley: NVM.
alley: I GOT PANWZ. /D:
alley: lol looks like
alley: i got pants
alley: I GOT PAWNZ 8D
alley: SHOZ SHOZ XD
jezka: I PAWND MY LYF
alley: HOW MARCH?
jezka: TOO DOLLA
alley: NO WAI
alley: I BAY
alley: EBAY
alley: ?
alley: XD
jezka: UBAY 2?!
jezka: WOWIE
alley: WHAR
alley: GOW.
alley: /kink
alley: I FOUND A NEW ONE XD
alley: /^o)
alley: /ooh
jezka: HAW
alley: It's like the horny brothers or something.
alley: I am the sleep that lies in you >:\
jezka: =O
jezka: GET IT OT
jezka: OUT
alley: LMAO XD
alley: STDS XD
jezka: LMAOOOOO
alley: "I gave you sleep o_o"
alley: itits been cloudy all week
jezka: iTits!
alley: o_o
jezka: A new apple product!
jezka: x_x Wow so much for teaching english
jezka: I TEECH FOBRISH
jezka: HOW DOING IS YOU
alley: It's - it is xD
jezka: Can't it be it has too?
alley: I TIRED AND ARM IS HARRY
jezka: LOL grade 2
jezka: HAAAAAA
alley: oh wait you'er right
alley: XD
jezka: SHAVE ARM IT OFF
alley: it has
alley: harry potter's on my arm egads
alley: I don't know why you'd want to name your son haryru
jezka: I don't know why you'd want to name your son Haryru either
alley: imagine if the world was french dominated? =\
alley: imainge french takign the place of english
alley: OMG CONGEGATION /D: "dude francais est bete"
jezka: THAT WOULD BE CRAZY
jezka: So many people sounding like they're about to hack something up
alley: i'm trying to do alt 14
jezka: Num lock on maybe?
jezka: 6h that d6n't w6r2
jezka: 363 n40ber 36c2 5s 6n
alley: 5 d6n't 4ndertsant
jezka: 363 th5s 5s f4nny
alley: XD
jezka: haha
jezka: s6 c663
alley: 30fa6 we are n66bbs
alley: 30fa6!
jezka: 30fa6!!
jezka: HAHAHAHA
alley: HAHAHA FLMAO
jezka: FLMAO XD?!?
alley: I was like at his soccer game before summer school and i was like "You were fucking fast o_o"
alley: it was so cute
jezka: Swearing and all? Lol
alley: he was like "So :P...........did you enjoy it? (one of hte few times he asks me a question xD)" "Yeah it was interesting" "aw you're just saying that" "No it was :D"
jezka: Sounds wrong =o
alley: and then I tried tickling under his chin and he was like "Uh you might not want to do that right now" "EWW ITS STICKYYYY"
alley: LMFAO JESSICA
jezka: Sorry XD
alley: "So :P... did you enjoy the soccer game?"
alley: DAMNIT IT ALL SONUDS DIRTY NOW JESS XD LMFAO
jezka: LOOOOOOOL
alley: Um I might have said "you were fucking fast" or "you were freaking fast"
jezka: Also sounds wrong
alley: but yeah that's what we said T__T
alley: LMFAO
alley: "Eww its sticky"
jezka: LOL
jezka: I took a lurvly showah with my dad's shampoooooooo
alley: I almost didn't read shampoo fo ra second
alley: and i froze
alley: o_o
alley: getting up xD LMAo
alley: y halo thar
jezka: HIE ARI
jezka: I GOT BANANA SLUSHIE YUM YUM
alley: HEY APPLE OF MY TUNNEl
jezka: ITS ALL GONE THOUGH I DRANK ALL YUMYUM
jezka: WTF
alley: MMm banana slushie
alley: i like the taste of banana medicine
jezka: Lmao I got a tip so I figured, "why not get a slushie"
jezka: YUMMMMM
jezka: I want to become a drug addict now
alley: LOL :D YEAH indulge yourself-
alley: woah
alley: XD
alley: LMFAO
jezka: As long as its banana flavored! XD
alley: LMFOA YEAH XD
alley: LET'S JUST KILL OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS FOR THE HECK OF EET.
alley: wtf
alley: theres something
alley: the size of a pixel crawling across my screen
alley: Are you planning to go to them this year?
jezka: Jayden wants me to go to all of them x_X LOLLL I don't even like dances but I'll goto 1 or 2
alley: Go to the major onesss =D if not go with a bunch friends
alley: go crazy XD get some banaa medicine, get high
jezka: LOOOOOOOL
alley: Do we have a Conservative Alliance Party?
jezka: I'll smoke weed mixed with banana flakes
alley: or is it just Conservatives
alley: LMFAO
jezka: Jayden ish not online and I am viciously scratching me tit cuz it iches
alley: Hmm.
jezka: Oh and I'm upset about that too XD
alley: XD.
alley: Wait what?
alley: LMFAO
jezka: About Jayden not being online sorry XD
alley: lol that sentence would be a conjuction error >:C XD
alley: LMAO
alley: but yeah i hate when that happens too
jezka: When you get itchy mammory?
alley: Okay these practise questions are stupid
alley: WHAT IS A VOTE
alley: WHAT IS A CANDIDATE WHAT IS A BALLOT
alley: WHAT IS YOUR MOM.
jezka: WHAT IS YOUR PRIVATES
jezka: WHAT IS LOVE
alley: LMFAO
alley: BABY DON'T HURT ME
jezka: DON'T HURT ME
alley: NO MORE
alley: OH that reminds me I did that quiz link yo uhad on your fb
and i was like "um wow i don't know anything" LOL o_O
jezka: =o
jezka: Yea I don't even know your favorite jungle
jezka: I mean wtf flower
alley: I just saw a picture of Paul wit hglasses
alley: adn I think my hard fluttered for like a second.
alley: I think I've gotten over him as me and him not going out and I don't feel hopeless as long as I have him as a friend.
jezka: OM,G ALLERY
jezka: ALLERY LHAHA
jezka: My brain melts in the summer
jezka: YOUR HARD FLUTTERED
jezka: XDDDDDDDD
alley: but for some reason the feeling of wanting to go out with him comes again.
alley: HEART*
jezka: LOOOL
alley: HEART
alley: OMG JESSICA XD
jezka: HAHA
alley: HEART
alley: NOT HARD.
alley: THAT TOTALLY SPOILED THE MOMENT OF MY INSIGHT ha
jezka: *DIES*
jezka: Pooped from a long day of room cleaning.. we get $50 for having our rooms clean and KEEPING them clean monthly
alley: ...wtf
alley: I could fly to the moon and back wit hthat kind of bread lol
Jezka. 10/15/90. Weird. Loves laughter. Loud music. Meeting new people. Pierced. Soft spoken. Avid fruit muncher. Social butterfly.
